I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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