I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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