her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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