I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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