I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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