Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just want to make out with him forever
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
