i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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