The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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