just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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