STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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