I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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