And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we're making bets on your personal life
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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