how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
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no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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