I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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