We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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