1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We have started to decorate penises.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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