I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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