Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Randomize
