He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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