that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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