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I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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