is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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