Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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