I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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