I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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