Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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