I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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