Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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