Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You ate ashes out of my bong
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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