So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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