Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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