So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just tell him i said nine months
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Randomize
