used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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