Is it normal to miss your booty call?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
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I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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