On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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