New low: just hacked my moms facebook
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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