I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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