I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Dick very happy bro
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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