at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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