He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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