Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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