If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
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The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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