why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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