You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.