this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Girls should come with a carfax report
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I won't apologize to a one balled man
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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