Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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