I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
