Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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