lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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