But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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