You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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