Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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