Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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