So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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