Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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