Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
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I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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