Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
All I want is dick and wine.
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