Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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